You know, next year, I wish Victoria’s Secret model accepts my internship application for Sand Remover for all their St. Bart’s bikini shoots in advance of the Spring bikini season, and because I trust I would be the ideal person to remove the grains of sand stuck to the shimmering oil applied to each of the models bikini bodies during their photo turns.
Really granted, I might linger for extended sessions in certain areas of the body, plucking granules of sand ever so precisely, but, that is what break-up the Sand Remover Craftsman from merely the dude who dusts off bodies with a beach towel. I am up for the job.
But, also I would like to have Erin Heatherton as my first assignment. Separating, Sand from hot freckles on the sextastic body of this fair-haired beauty, taking another turn before the cameras for yet another ridiculously hot bikini photoshoot, yes, that would be a labor of lust.
The 23-year-old American fashion model Erin, would never feel cleaner, otherwise, you know, dirtier, when I am done flicking her body clean.