Kate Upton Says, she is the Second Hottest Woman in the world but she’s Single, I’m Ready to Mingle

Kate Upton Says, she is the Second Hottest Woman in this world but she’s Single, I’m Ready to MingleYou know, when I was 12, my rather compassionate Little League coach came to me after a particularly horrid on-field performance and said, ‘Hey, weak link, see that big kid over there on the mound. But, now that is a ball player.

But, something you are most definitely never going to be. Why do not you take up knitting, Nancy”. Okay fine, that hurt my feelings. Honesty always has been rough on me. And that kid over on that mound. That was Justin Verlander. Okay, fine, not the Justin Verlander, but some other kid who was genetically engineered to be a future superstar athlete, like Justin Verlander, so I have no love lost for those super human dudes who made me look bad by comparison as a kid, and later on life, took all the hot women.

However, at this moment, an opening has appeared as the superbly delicious bombshell Kate Upton is publicly announced that she is single, but amid rumors of the past six months that she has been seeing Justin Verlander, and I intend to make my play.

Although Kate may have been insulted by my query yesterday that perhaps she was only the second hottest woman in this world of 3.6 billion females, But, I trust I can successfully woo her or my own unique brand of charm, joie de vivre, and a pair of plastic strap hand restraints.

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