Not tonight dear, I am too tired, gross, sick or drunk: Frustrated husband creates spreadsheet detailing different reasons why his wife would not have sex with him

Husband wife sexA spreadsheet that a man emailed his wife detailing her reasons for turning him down for sex has been shared by thousands of people online.

For a whole month, the 26-year-old sexually-frustrated husband jotted down every response from his other half when he asked her for intimacy.
He then collated the information and put it into an Excel document before cruelly emailing her as she arrived at an airport ahead of a ten-day business trip.

Her replies included ‘I’m exhausted’, ‘I need a shower (didn’t shower)’, ‘I’m trying to watch the movie (fell asleep 15 mins later)’ and ‘I’m not feeling too well’.

Shocked at the email, the anonymous woman, also aged 26, tried to get in touch with her husband but he failed to return her calls.

In the end, she decided to share her husband’s harsh behaviour with users of Reddit by uploading the spreadsheet.

She explained the couple had been together for five years in total but been married for last two. Although they had no kids, they bought a house together five months ago. Read Full story here…

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