Whenever you think about Paris Hilton, you are going to use her 2nd grade education for some good, maybe get a job, nope, and she has to go and lob some slurs that pissed off the gay community, find a new young boy toy, and jet off to Maui for a few days to give herpes to knock boots with her new young toy.
Ah, life is never easy for Billionaire Barbie. I mean, if you discount the wealthy spoiled everything-at-your-fingertips upbringing, while then the trust funds and the sex tape turned highly paid celebrity party hostess gigs overseas, and the 250K credit limit on her Amex, it’s been rough.
In these terms, Paris gets to relax in the Hawaiian surf. And we get to see her in a bikini. We would do that deal in this respect.