‘The Bachelorette’: The Sex Week

This week which is called sex week in Curacao is the most important in any season of  “The Bachelorette” as there will be “fantasy suites,” candles and, possibly, prophylactics.

Notably, it is a super huge, high-stakes night on “The Bachelorette” — but, hey, aren’t they all? The action moves to beautiful Curacao, where Emily will determine her final two guys. We expect lots of drama and tears and at some third-degree sunburns. First up is Sean.

Emily loves the fact that this guy is a a muscle-bound hard body with a soft creamy center. Despite this, there is just one problem: He has not told our little Em that he loves her yet.

At the outset, Emily strolls on the beach, and poignantly draws her name in the sand with a question mark. Sartre would be moved by her existential crisis—no exit, indeed. Emily and Sean start off their tropical adventure by going on a helicopter tour of Curacao, which is giving us some seriously painful flashbacks to Top Gun, starring Marriage Impossible 3’s Tom Cruise. Memories! Then, Em and Sean slip into their bikinis and snorkel on their own private island, which is basically just an excuse to flirt while surrounded by sea creatures.

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